When people tell me their problems and I don't know what to say:
Them:
Me:
August 2011
109 posts
How other teens dance:
how you and your friends dance:
That awkward moment when you think you know someone:
Why are all these bedrooms on Tumblr so epic and awesome?
Meanwhile, in my room..
^THIS.
When you take a picture
Expectations:
Reality:
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is not a spelling error...
Microsoft Word will never understand that my name is not a spelling error...
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong...
I love how in movies and t.v. shows people can just storm out of class,
Like this:
But if I ever try to do that, the teacher would be like:
When people always talk to you online, but don't say a word to you in person.
Seeing 12 year olds post about being heartbroken:
I remember my first day of MIDDLE SCHOOL..
I walked the halls looking like where the fuck are my classes:
Now I walk the halls like I was born in them:
Mom - "Do you not get sick of spending all that time on the computer?"
How you look like while rapping to Super Bass.
Expectations:
Reality:
On Fairly Odd Parents they say, "When you grow up you lose your fairies, and you forget you had them." It makes me wonder if I had them once.
Random song starts playing. Have like 489329048 tabs open. Have no idea where it's coming from.
When you take a sticker off something but the sticky shit doesn't come off with it
Whenever I log into facebook.
When you want to say something and then you realize that the person you're talking with shouldn't know about it.
“AND - oh, nevermind”
When you and your best friend get put in the same group.
I just realized, summer is ending faster than usual.
That awkward moment when you give the right answer but the teacher doesn't hear you, so some bitch steals it from you and the teacher praises them
"You are sitting on that computer all day."
I’m sitting on the chair.
That moment when you accidentally swear in front of your parents.
you’re like;
and they’re like; “what did you just say?”
and then you’re just like; “Fudge! I said fudge”
and then they’re just like;
When someone tries to come in your room while you get dressed:
When you're home alone
and you do whatever you please
Then you hear something
HOLY SHIT THEY’RE HERE
Then you run to your room like this
your mom asks you what the hell you are doing
nothing mom, just studying
“are you sure”
“Mom please, who do you think I am?”
“oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew”
Uhm, excuse me. But this is my post..http://lmaogtfo.tumblr.com/post/5877940575
Seriously, it pisses me the fuck off when people do this.
That awkward when you already said "moment" in your head before you read it.
That awkward moment when you tell your friend there's a bug on their back
And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”
So you’re like:
And then they’re all like:
So you’re like “but…..but you told me to!”
Walking into class on the first day of school and seeing what a horrible class you have
and you’re just like
